"hi i’m tumblr user blah blah you should check out my blog becau-"
"my blog will you make you horny ;)))"
"I’m so lonely :((( so i’m following back until I find a tumblr girlfriend! :)))"
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
Industrial designs part V.
I would love a traffic light that tells me how much time is left!!!
These are so fucking helpful i want to fucking cry
i desperately want that color scan pen
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself