spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver)


(Source: sandandglass)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you


terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

(Source: best-of-memes)

illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.


(Source: dulect)

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