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why doesn’t anyone talk about Jimmy Fallon’s sister’s twitter


im single by choice

its just not my choice

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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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